June 13th

THE BRIDE

THE WEDDING PARTY

Good morning all.  Hope all is well and your day will be a blessing. 
I must tell you about a wedding.  A REDNECK wedding.  Yes Mam that took place here at Farragut State Park in our group camp area.  I can understand having an outdoor wedding. After all the weather is perfect.  The grounds are lush with green trees,  kaleidoscope of wild flowers, plenty room for all the guest, a large fire rig to throw the ceremonial beer bottles.  The ideal play game.  The bride wore a traditional white wedding dress with black lace trim and black beading of the bodice.  Her orange hair stylish with a black bow. She carried bouquet of red roses placed in her BUD LIGHT BOTTLE. She two stepped down the aisle were the proud groom  dressed in short black crop pants, unmatched knee socks and army boots. Sporting a bright blue Mohawk.  With the gleam in each other eyes and a smile showing off their pearly bubba teeth. You just knew this was a shotgun  marriage meant to be.
One I will probably never see again.  After the ceremony things really cranked up, music, dancing, beer.
They had a bounce where turns taken by the wedding party to punch each other out. Sometime during the night the happily married couple was seen riding off in the sunset to the sound of banjo and guitar music. The only thing missing was Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable guy.  Yes my friends this kind of entertainment is priceless. 
Our week started off wet, and cool.  Wednesday we finally got a break in the rain. That evening  I hosted a coffee and dessert party for a few of the camp host. So much fun to exchange our travel experience.  Not to mention the many do's and don't's.
It is not convenient to leave the park every day to get dinner. So I am cooking alot and I am pleased to know I am not bad at all. We have had Mexican food rita's and fajitas.  Pasta, Pizza, wine and cheese.  Beef rib eyes with Bourbon. Chinese fried rice, egg rolls, and beer. Just to name a few that  I have found a new shot for mojito's. The liquor stores are open on Sunday. I shall take a short ride for items called for in the recipe book.  A sunny afternoon sitting outside with a refreshing drink. Life is good.
Time to say good bye. I feel the need for a nap. We all gather for breakfast on Sundays and exchange our weeks BS. Wed. we have movie night and Thurs. is our supper club night.
Be safe,
Juju